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Lyrics (Extended album Versions)

Do You Qualify?


INTRO

Adverb Coach
Listen up players and cheerleaders!
I’m the Coach, the Boss, the Big Cheese.
I tell you how, when, where, to what extent, and under what condition.
You will follow my direction!
Are we clear?

Team
Hardly, sir!

Adverb
Wrong adverb! Four pushups!

Team
1, 2, 3, 4

Adverb
Are we clear?

Team
Very!

Adverb

Right, then! Listen up! Here we go!

VERSE 1: MODIFYING VERBS & ADVERBS

(Bold is Team)
Huddle up Verbs! -- Do what I say!
Here’s why we practice -- Every day!
You’re gonna run, you’re gonna jump, defend and score.
But I’ll describe how you do it more
You’re gonna run rapidly -- rapidly!
You’re gonna jump high -- high in the sky!
You will defend tenaciously -- tenaciously!
And you will score triumphantly -- Ready, set, fly!
Huddle up Adverbs! Do what I say!
Here’s why we practice -- Every day!
To run rapidly and jump high isn’t enough.
I’m here to tell you as an adverb just how much!
You’re gonna run astoundingly rapidly -- yeah!
You’re gonna jump ridiculously high -- all right!
You will defend astoundingly tenaciously -- Hooa!
And score incredibly triumphantly -- go, win, fight!

Cheerleaders & Team
Adverbs!
Adverbs!
Do you qualify?

CHORUS

Adverb with Cheerleaders
Adverbs, adverbs
Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah.
Adverbs, adverbs
Do you qualify?
Adverbs, adverbs
Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah.
Adverbs, adverbs
Do you qualify?

VERSE 2: MODIFY ADJECTIVES

Adverb
All right, line up for qualification drills
You wannabe adverbs, let’s see what you got!
Huddle up Adjectives! -- here’s the play!
It’s the one we just practiced -- for the game!
You know you’re strong, you know you’re tough, you’re smelly and sweaty
But I’m here to say how much -- we’re ready!
You’re super strong -- super strong!
You’re ferociously tough -- yeah we’re real tough stuff!
You’re disgustingly sweaty -- we run all game long!
And you’re downright smelly! -- come on Coach, that’s enough!

Team & Coach
Adverbs!
Adverbs!
Do you modify?

CHORUS

Adverb with Cheerleaders
Adverbs, adverbs
Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah
Adverbs, adverbs
Do you modify?
Adverbs, adverbs
Adverbs are my favorite words, yeah
Adverbs, adverbs
Do you qualify?

BRIDGE

Adverb
Everyone’s gonna do it how, when, where, to what extent, and under what condition I say! ‘Cause I’m the big macaroni!

How are we gonna play this game?

Team
Skillfully, willfully, passionately!

Adverb
Yes!

Adverb
When are we gonna celebrate?

Team

Never, not ever, not ever again!

Adverb
NO!!! Gimme 4 situps!

Team
1, 2, 3, 4

Adverb
Now when are we gonna celebrate?

Team
Today, tonight, tomorrow and always

Adverb
Yes!

Adverb
Where are we gonna play this game?

Team
Here, there, wherever there’s a field!

Adverb
And to what extent are we gonna be proud?

Team
Hardly, barely, not!

Adverb
NO!!! Gimme 4 pushups!

Team
1, 2, 3, 4

Adverb
Now To what extent are we gonna be proud?

Team
Totally, completely, absolutely!

Adverb
Yes!

Adverb
Under what condition will we win victory?

Team
If we try, we believe, if we work as a team

Adverb
Just one more thing -- look me in the eye, and...

Everyone
DO YOU QUALIFY???

Adverb & Team
Oh yeah! Let's go!

Do you modify?
Do you qualify?

CHORUS 3

(Repeat twice)

END

Do you qualify?
Do you qualify?
Do you modify?
Do you qualify?

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