Grand Opening at Roger's Replacement Stand
Roger has set up his newest pop-up, Roger's Replacement Stand, where he swaps tired nouns for fresh pronouns at half price. Fill in the missing pronouns and see how opening day goes.
Roger is ringing up your order. Finish the slip and he'll read the whole receipt back.
Your story is ready. Here is what Roger read.
Tap or hover over any blue-gray word to see what kind of word you chose.
On opening morning, Roger unrolled a banner that read, "Tired of repeating names? The next great pronoun could be !"
A kid wandered up with a name three words long. "Trust me, can shorten that," Roger said. He boxed up a gently used "it" and slid across the table. "You could sign a whole note by and skip that long name for good."
Then Nelson the Noun marched over, frowning. "You cannot sell pronouns with no nouns behind them." Roger sighed. "Whoa, Mister Noun, I don't want to, but I need you." Every pronoun on the table needed a noun, and Nelson knew .
A platypus waddled up and pointed a flipper at the shiniest pronoun. "Good eye," Roger said. " are the popular ones today." The platypus traded its long name and waddled off proudly, because the short new pronoun was finally .
By noon, customers crowded the table, and were all asking the same thing. Roger grinned and held up a mirror. "Folks, the best pronoun in town belongs to nobody but me. I'm possessive. I admit it. This one is ."
Nelson reminded the crowd to keep a noun handy so the meaning stayed instead of nobody's. Roger waved off and rang up one more sale.
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